goofyn:

iPhone users: Finally iPhone has a bigger screen!

Andriod users: We already had that.

iPhone users:

dirtylittledamsel:

when he asks for nudes but you’re not in the mood

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mausspace:

thistickles:

shakespearmint:

k1mkardashian:

tbh i was kinda disappointed the first time i sucked a dick. idk what i expected it to taste like but it was just like “oh okay”

Trueeee lmao

Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell…

joshpeck:

when someone messages you telling you that they unfollowed you

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cocaineteas:

wild-guy:

I had a dream where I was straight

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