Chelsea Seip

sharonosbourne:

paulbearer:

there are people who think kit kats taste good

yeah they’re called smart people

(via matt-toro6)

lameborghini:

my spidey sense is tellin me that ur a little bitch

(via ifindyourlackof-faith-disturbing)

couturierer:

if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge

(Source: hunterandrewpence, via matt-toro6)

tardisity:

The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.

(via francislare)

rnemes:

reblog if u want to kiss someone or have just stolen a lion from a zoo

(via tumbledore-)

sodamnrelatable:

Diet ideas: Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.

(via finnssword)